Writing Prompts (part one of maybe many?)

I just noticed that WordPress offers writing prompts on the create-a-post page. This is actually sort of cool. Not particularly germane to whatever it is I’m trying to do here, but neat just the same. Here’s today’s: What place in the world do you never want to visit? Why?

That’s kind of a loaded question, don’t you think? Ah, well, I’ll fall back on the bit of advice that folks like me who love to overthink things hear often enough, regardless of its place next to “you should smile more” in the useless advice hall of fame: just say the first thing you think of!

Alrighty then: Camden, NJ. Why? Because I’ve been there, and once was enough.

And with that, I scratch “travel agent” off my list of potential future career paths.

Half the Battle

Alright, so commonly that’s “knowing is half the battle”, not “showing up is half the battle,” but in this case I’m all for appropriation. I don’t actually have any great ideas for a post right this minute, but I’m here anyway. The last time I put up a rah-rah post about how I’m back in these parts, it was another year-and-a quarter before I showed up again. I don’t have a good idea today; maybe I’ll do two tomorrow to make up for it. The interest, or lack thereof, compounded quickly.

Right now, it’s 2:10 or so on a Tuesday afternoon. I’ll leave in half an hour to pick up kiddo from school. The ice cream truck that will prove trouble when he’s parked outside her school just drove by blaring his song (which, for reasons I try not to dwell on, is “La Cucaracha”), which is a lovely reminder that it’s a beautiful edge-of-Spring day, and that there’s an entire world beyond this computer screen where I spend my days mostly doing work and looking for more.

My wife just called. She works as a push-in specialist teacher in schools to help kids who need it; more of them are somewhere on the autism spectrum than not. The main class teacher at this one particular school – a forest school at that – is of the opinion that no one on Earth needs help beyond what she can offer. This leads to friction. I listen and empathize, both with my wife and the poor kids who are clearly not getting the support the need. Adults and their egos, what a combo.

And that’s life right now. Nothing earthshattering, not a post that anyone, self included, is going to be in any rush to share. But it’s here, and so was I. I didn’t have a good idea today, so I at least made something instead of settling for nothing. Maybe I’ll do another later on today if inspiration strikes.

I like that revision.

A Punker Looks at Fifty

Last post was January 8th of last year, with a promise that I was REALLY going to write more? Excellent. High-five. Ugh. (Pause for brief moment of self-flagellation.)

Ah, well, can’t do anything about it now except actually try again. So I turn fifty years old in two months and two days. I’m not sure how I feel about it, or truly if I actually feel anything at all except that I’m always pleased with the dining options that come with another birthday. An entire weekend of wings, cake, and beer? Sure, I’ll march a mile closer to oblivion! It’s not like there’s a choice anyway, and you might as well take the good stuff when it’s offered, amirite?

My original idea was something along the lines of, well, alright, I’m going to make up for my literary slack by writing a new post EVERY SINGLE DAY until the big five-oh! I applaud my own bout of late-night ambition, but let’s get a little bit real here: that is precisely the sort of declaration that allows this little corner of the web to collect digital dust for another year-plus. Instead, I’ll make myself a bit more comfortable; attainable goals are actually a good thing to have, friends. I’m thinking five-out-of-seven days per week until 50 (and beyond? we shall see) is reasonably possible.

My escape hatch from this tidal wave of insane ambition is this: the posts can range anywhere from lengthy, heartfelt essays to three sentences about how my ankles hurt because it’s raining and I’m aging. Like getting older itself, it’ll truly be a mixed bag…

…but hopefully also mostly-good. After all, it all beats the alternative.